When two people love each other the last thing they should worry about is who texts who first.

When you’re confronted with the truth you turn your back and pretend you dont hear it. You can’t ignore all your problems.

Sometimes you just have nights where you are feeling so many emotions at once and thinking about so many things that its overwhelming and you feel the need to express yourself by posting worthless text posts on tumblr just to get some of it out even tho you know it wont change anything. tonight is one of those nights.

(Source: filmchrist)


what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(Source: failturd)

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(Source: floozys)

baby starting to say its first words
  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit
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