(Source: filmchrist)


what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(Source: failturd)

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(Source: floozys)

baby starting to say its first words
  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit


marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”


if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

(Source: vh1)

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