baby starting to say its first words
- baby: m-m-m
- me: mama ? :-)
- baby: meet me in the fucking pit
marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
- me at age 12: ew older men
- now: wow he's only 30?