(Source: filmchrist)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school


(Source: failturd)

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(Source: floozys)

baby starting to say its first words
  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)


(Source: vh1)

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